OKAY....Lets give the blondes a break for now.

Lawyers Top Worst Drivers List

According to a recent study, 44 percent of attorneys and judges -- more than any other profession -- claimed to have been in a prior driving accident when comparison-shopping for auto insurance.

More from U.S. News & World Report

Insurance.com analyzed the accidents people claimed and the professions they listed when applying for car insurance online. They published their findings along with a list of the Top 10 Most Dangerous Drivers by Profession.

Beating out groggy truck drivers and even NASCAR racers, financial professionals came in second. According to Insurance.com VP Sam Belden, it’s because these types of professionals have the attention span of a gnat. He said, “Professions that demand multi-tasking – being on the phone, moving fast on a tight schedule – are prone to more distractions and, from there, more accidents.” On the other hand, government workers came in third -- and they’re not exactly known for their high- pressure schedules. Dog groomers made the list, as did the barbers and stylists who groom their owners. Let us know if you can figure that one out.

Interestingly, the least dangerous drivers by profession were athletes (with 17 percent) and homemakers (24 percent). While it’s true that homemakers can be distracted by a van load of unruly brats, Beldon said most people who drive with kids “tend to take their time and use greater caution.” He also stated that “[h]omemakers and athletes also tend to be off the road during rush hour” -- when most accidents occur. And, though athletes were among the safest drivers, their coaches were found to be some of the most dangerous on the road.

Insurance.com’s complete list of Top 10 Most Dangerous Drivers by Profession is below.

1. Attorney/Judge

2. Financial professionals

3. Government worker

4. Bartender or Waiter

5. Business Professionals

6. Dog Groomer

7. Marketing/Advertising professionals

8. Barber/Stylist

9. Coach

10. Nurse

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY

I make this call to say: Happy Valentines Day!!!!

To all the girls I've loved before

Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls who cared for m
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away

To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

Modea Paris Men's Fashion Fall/Winter

Thursday, January 2010, the 21st


ALEXIS MABILLE 10.30 am To be confirmed

ISSEY MIYAKE 11.30 am To be confirmed

FRANCISCO VAN BENTHUM 12.30 pm To be confirmed

JUUN J. 1.30 pm Garage Turenne - 66 rue de Turenne - Paris 3e

LOUIS VUITTON

2.30 pm See invitation

GASPARD YURKIEVICH 4.00 pm Maison des Métallos

JEAN PAUL GAULTIER 5.00 pm 325 rue Saint-Martin - Paris 3e

SMALTO 6.00 pm To be confirmed

DRIES VAN NOTEN 7.00 pm Palais Brongniart - Place de la Bourse - Paris 2e

JULIUS 8.00 pm Garage Turenne - 66 rue de Turenne - Paris 3e

HENRIK VIBSKOV 9.00 pm To be confirmed

Friday, January 2010, the 22nd

JUNYA WATANABE MAN 10.00 am See invitation

BLAAK 11.00 am To be confirmed

YVES SAINT LAURENT noon See invitation

RICK OWENS 1.00 pm Les Beaux-Arts de Paris - salle Mélpomène - 13 quai Malaquais - Paris 6e

WALTER VAN BEIRENDONCK 2.00 pm Garage Turenne - 66 rue de Turenne - Paris 3e

KRIS VAN ASSCHE 3.00 pm Couvent des Cordeliers - 15 rue de l'Ecole de Médecine - Paris 6e

COMME DES GARCONS HOMME PLUS 4.00 pm Voir invitation

CERRUTI 5.00 pm Palais de Tokyo - 13 avenue du Président Wilson - Paris 16e

GIVENCHY 6.00 pm Voir invitation

TIM HAMILTON 7.00 pm Garage Turenne - 66 rue de Turenne - Paris 3e

JOHN GALLIANO 8.30 pm To be confirmed

Saturday, January 2010, the 23rd

BORIS BIDJAN SABERI 10.00 am Galerie de l'Architecture - 11 rue des Blancs Manteaux - Paris 4e

KENZO 11.00 am See invitation

MIHARAYASUHIRO noon Les Beaux-Arts de Paris - salle Mélpomène - 13 quai Malaquais - Paris 6e

ANN DEMEULEMEESTER 1.00 pm Couvent des Cordeliers - 15 rue de l'Ecole de Médecine - Paris 6e

TILLMANN LAUTERBACH 2.00 pm To be confirmed

DIOR HOMME 3.00 pm See invitation

UTE PLOIER 4.30 pm To be confirmed

DUNHILL 5.30 pm Palais de Tokyo - 13 avenue du Président Wilson - Paris 16e

DAMIR DOMA 6.30 pm Garage Turenne - 66 rue de Turenne - Paris 3e

HERMÈS 8.00 pm To be confirmed

RAF SIMONS 9.00 pm To be confirmed



Sunday, January 2010, the 24th

BILL TORNADE 10.00 am To be confirmed

LANVIN 11.00 am See invitation

WOOYOUNGMI noon Hotel Intercontinental Paris Le Grand - 2 rue Scribe - Paris 9e

SONGZIO 1.00 pm Garage Turenne - 66 rue de Turenne - Paris 3e

RYNSHU 2.00 pm Maison des Métallos - 94 rue Jean-Pierre Timbaud - Paris 11e

ROMAIN KREMER 3.00 pm Garage Turenne - 66 rue de Turenne - Paris 3e

QASIMI 4.00 pm To be confirmed

PAUL SMITH 5.00 pm To be confirmed

AGNÈS B. 6.00 pm To be confirmed

Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer!

"Why Can't a Woman Be More Like a Man?"

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;

Eternally noble, historically fair.

Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.

Why can't a woman be like that?

Why does every one do what the others do?

Can't a woman learn to use her head?

Why do they do everything their mothers do?

Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead?

Why can't a woman take after a man?

Men are so pleasant, so easy to please.

Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease.

Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?

COLONEL PICKERING:

Of course not.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:

Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?

                                                                                              

COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Never.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Well, why can't a woman be like you?

One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then, there's one with slight defects.
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit,
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!

Why can't a woman take after a man?
'Cause men are so friendly, good-natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?

Pickering
Never.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be like us?

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Men are so decent, such regular chaps;

Ready to help you through any mishaps;

Ready to buck you up whenever you're glum.

Why can't a woman be a chum?

Why is thinking something women never do?
And why is logic never even tried?
Straightening up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?

Why can't a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who'd been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing,
Or carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?
Why can't a woman be like me?


by Alan Jay Lerner

Fashion Paris/Shanghai ending 2009!

It’s so wonderful to see that such publicity is had by the negative comments about a man who has such a keen eye for fashion. I believe that the majority of negative postings are from those who may be fashion challenged. I also think that the majority of the negative posters are those of whom hate the fact that the man speaks his mind and does not bullsh!t people by pretending that being portly or lets face it FAT is okay, its unhealthy.

Finally before you comment about how unhealthy it is to be thin...I do believe the world pays more for the overweight than the underweight, I do believe there are more deaths that are a direct result of obesity than anorexia...not saying that either is okay. Billions of dollars in "emergency" medical care is wasted because someone can’t put down the big mac and does not have his/her own health insurance. So lets fix the bigger problem....lets not make clothing that was meant for a healthy or slender woman or man fit a wale and maybe, just maybe it will be more of an incentive to loose a few pounds....since education does not work and fashion and fad seems to be the way to go. Fashion and fad can help make America healthy again!

And lets face it....there is just not enough material to go around "a fat body that is!".

This Is It ! No wait, I meant...

Photo by: Christina Baraney/Getty Images

“I’ll be back”- Arnold Schwarzenegger
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…” – Gen. John Sedgwick
“Go away…I’m all right.” – H.G. Wells
“Friends applaud, the comedy is over.” – Ludwig von Beethoven
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” – Former U.S. Pres. William Clinton

As in business and real estate, “Location, location, location” is a common belief that helps you survive. In theater as Shakespeare writes, “What’s in a name…” apparently quite a bit. I would guess that no other “Come back’ tours will be named “This Is It!”. It might as well have been named the “Fat Lady Sings” tour, because it was definitely OVER!

Michael Jackson, known to his fans across the globe as The King of Pop, died in Los Angeles at the young age of 50. Michael suffered a cardiac arrest at this home and paramedics were quickly called. The singer was taken to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center only to be pronounced dead at 2:26 in the afternoon, according to People magazine.

According to a statement from the hospital, "His personal physician, who was with him at the time, attempted to resuscitate Jackson, as did paramedics who transferred him."
In the weeks leading up to his untimely death, Michael was busy preparing for yet another comeback tour titled “This Is It!” scheduled to kick off in England. In addition to a huge extended family, Michael leaves behind three kids - Prince Michael, 12, Paris, 11, and Blanket, 7.

Michael has left the building; a tongue in cheek reference I make as its original saying was starting when another proclaimed king exited…Elvis, Michaels predeceased former father-in law.

- M. Joseph Miller II.